Once upon a time there was a little girl who was adored by the woodland creatures and trees that lived in the surrounding forest.
Most of all, she was dearly loved by her grandmother, and there was nothing that she would not have given for the child, except for maybe a hip replacement.
One special occasion, the little girl was given a little riding hood of blue sand silk, which suited her so well that she would never wear anything else. From then onwards, she was always called 'Little Blue Riding Hood'.
Wise guy, eh? We have a no weapons policy.
Wow! Grandma is LOADED! But I have to enter the digi-passcode to get inside. I think Grandma said it looked something like a castle?
But that doesn't explain the teeth...
But it looks all tangled and dirty!
I don't think that's it though...
You can't fly a hot air balloon!
Why are you cutting down the forest?